Sunday, December 11, 2005
Apophthegms of Michael
Firstly, I would like to say the word apophthegm (ap·o·thegm also ap·o·phthegm). It is a smart-sounding word. It seems grammatically superior to the term 'saying' but not as confusing as 'colloquilism'. With that out of the way, I am pleased to present my dear boyfriend's famous apophthegms:

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
than a frontal labotomy.

Here I sit brokenhearted
Tried to shit and only farted.

He's brilliant-a real Fart Smeller.

Well, I'm drilling him for more, but we can't remember any others. Have fun with these; I'll update them as I continue to collect them.

*And for a quick reference of things yelled in my car*:
"Assclown!"
"Asshat!"
"Rat Bastard!"
"Butt Leak!"
"VAGINA HEAD!"
"Damn Michiganders" (Sorry, Michael)
"Soccer Ball Sucker!"
"Fetal Raper!"
"Father Raper!" (Thanks, Arlo Guthrie).
"Chester Child Molester!"
"Fuckwad"
"Fuckhead"
I'm starting to think I'm not too pleasant of a driver.




Written by FRITZ
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