Okay, this is really fun. I went to Monkey's page to see what Fuzzy Butt was up to. Apparently, Bobby introduced Monkey to a new game using Google, and now I would like to try.

Here's the deal. Go to Google, type in your name and 'needs' in the search field. Blog what you need, according to Google. Here's what I got:

1. Frank Answers: Why Frank, Bad Hair, Infinity, and Fritz Needs Your Help
Well, everyone knows I need help. That's why I take the Zoloft!

2. Apparently, there is a chess program out there named Deep Fritz 8. I don't know what this really means, because the program doesn't need much except guidelines to help it perform better as a chess player. I was never any good at that stupid game.

3. Wow! There's a Fritz Institute out there, and it needs donors for tsunami relief.

4. Apparently, a woman named Anne Fritz knows what local bars need. Legal local bars, I think. This is funny, because another Anne Gordon Fritz (a bit more dear to my heart--My Mom) knows a little bit about drinking bars and more about art.

5. Of course, there is a large amount of material about Fritz the Cat and his perverted needs. I've never been a big fan...so...