Well, since everyone pansied out on the fight, except for dear Michael, who told me he would re-set any broken noses...I GIVE YOU: 
Spinning Girl and I tied in a dead-heat race of strength, wits, and overall charm.
Spinning Girl and I tied in a dead-heat race of strength, wits, and overall charm.In other news: How awesome is my Boyfriend? Oh, I'll tell you. 
He's so awesome that he buys me Halloween lights to string on the porch, even though I'm unemployed. AND I got rope light (not pictured). It's purple. THAT'S how awesome my smooky-pooky is...Thank you, Michael, for making every day a delight.
In other news, it seems that Delilah got in fight with herself.
She apparently lost an ear.
