David Letterman is going to help me.... 10. Go to Alaska and meet the Kodiak bears
9. Go to Paris and shop, shop, shop. And have enough money to tell those skinny chicks to bite me...
8. Meet Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and all of those American Idol folks and tell them mass-marketing of music isn't music, it's crap consumerism, and each one of them stands for the part of society that is killing culture.
7. Publish a book. Or a poem. Maybe an essay? Publish something
6. Dye my hair purple and get a mohawk
5. Read The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoevsky, so I can feel literate, cultured, and a hell of a lot brighter than the next guy
4. Tell Oprah to shove off; she's a cult leader getting rich off of her peons.
3. Direct traffic at a busy intersection in a nun's getup...
2. Get my back covered in tattoos to create a canvas
1. Marry Michael and Live Happily Ever After...
