Monday, July 07, 2008
I have plenty of time.
I keep telling myself that I am too old for grad school. I can't afford it! I'm not very bright! I don't know what I want to do when I grow up! I have a new kitten! I don't have the time!

Well. I just took a 'life expectancy' quiz, and despite my weight, smoking, and cholesterol problems, I am going to live to the age of 102.

Shit.

I will never make enough money to sustain that kind of retirement. I better ante up on the smoking or consider a more lucrative career.

Maybe I should just go to fu*king grad school.
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