I hate packing. I hate moving. I hate boxes and cartons and dust bunnies and that perpetual question, "Do I REALLY need to take this?"

That is all I have, right now. I am going insane. I am never going to buy another kitchen appliance, ever. Not freaking ever.

If anyone has any extra boxes or some free time tomorrow, please come to my house and help me load the Budget rental truck.

We're leaving Friday. At this point, we will be leaving half of my belongings behind. If you can't make it for the great big packing event, you can at least come and scavenge the leftovers.

Floorlamps, table lamps, a dresser, a side table, a television, and a microwave will be available--free to a good home. There is also a very likely possibility that one deranged cat will be left behind as well, if the tranquilizers don't work.

Or if I haven't taken all of the tranquilizers.