Please meet Mr. Guerra. He is a chinchilla. He came to me this morning and nested in my hair. He quivered his soft fur against my face. Mr. Guerra is illegal. He snuck in through a sewer from Mexico. He does not have any papers.I told him what happens to illegal Chinchillas.
He told me I needed to get some better subject matter for my blog. I turned the little bastard in to INS.
He will be missing the pilot episode of 'Sons and Daughters'.
Goodbye, Mr. Guerra! Hasta La Vista!
Edit: By no means does this post belie my political beliefs about illegal PEOPLE. Only illegal CHINCHILLAS. I am not a facist.
