Ever since I have begun blogging
you have beleagured me with sarcasm.
You have the defeatist attitude of a detained terrorist suspect.
Your insight on human values
has led me to question my faith in God.
A lot of the times, I want to hit you.
But I don't even know you.
That's how powerful your pessimism is.
Yet, I cannot help but sing your praise
because you constantly come back to post on my blog.
Most of the time, you just mock me.
But sometimes, you have a kind word for me.
More importantly, you've linked me, and I have
done the same for you.
I picture you with thick glasses and a thin beard.
You are very skinny and need to eat more.
You may or may not need a shower.
If we saw each other on the street
we would probably want to kill each other.
It is a wonderful thing to have you as a pet blogger.
You are insane.
Please continue to post on my site.
I remain:
Your respectful blogger friend,
even in guilty conscience.
